Via Daily Caller:
Joe Biden said Wednesday there is one compelling reason he may not run for president in 2016.
“Everybody wants to know whether or not I’m going to run for president. There’s a lot of reasons to run for president, but there’s one overwhelming reason not to run for president,” Biden told the United Automobile, Aerospace and Agricultural Implement Workers of America conference in Washington, D.C., according to CNN. ”I’d like to get that [Corvette] Z06 from zero to 60 in 3.4 seconds.”
Though a joke, Biden’s statement reinforces the satirical caricature The Onion newspaper has created of the vice president. In a series of humorous articles, The Onion has painted Biden as ”part dirtball metal-head guy, part creepy uncle,” in the words of The Onion’s Chad Nackers.