
MIAMI (AP) — The American Civil Liberties Union of Florida has a message for women who want complete control over their reproductive health: Incorporate your uterus.
To help women who want to do this, the organization launched the website www.IncorporateMyUterus.com on Tuesday, which will issue a declaration of incorporation for women who would like one.
Head of ACLU of Florida Howard Simon says “The Florida Legislature — and extreme social conservatives across the country — are taking rules and regulation off of businesses and adding them to uteruses.”
Simon says that telling lawmakers that your body is a business “is really the best way to get them to leave it alone.”
The website will produce a printable document and shortly, men will be allowed to incorporate an honorary uterus.
Plus it’s Van Jones-approved!

