Answer: Because they will bundle every happy meal with a free sample of heroin.
Via Daily News:
Would you like to get high with that?
A Pittsburgh McDonald’s worker was busted selling heroin to drive-through customers in Happy Meal boxes, cops say.
To score their fix, buyers placed an order at the East Liberty burger joint using the phrase, “I’d like to order a toy,” Allegheny County authorities said.
Patty-flipper Shania Dennis, 26, slipped them the smack in a Happy Meal box at the next window in exchange for cash.
Dennis, of East Pittsburgh, was arrested Wednesday after local narcs got a tip about the scheme from an informant.
During the sting, officers gave Dennis $82 in exchange for a Happy Meal box containing 10 small bags of heroin, local WTAE-TV reported.