This is just obnoxious.
Via ABC News:
First Lady Michelle Obama turns 50 today, and although the big White House celebration planned by President Obama isn’t until Saturday, that doesn’t mean you have to wait to celebrate.
If your invite to Saturday’s dance party in Washington went missing, here are 50 other ways to honor the first lady on her big day — by doing some of her favorite things, from wearing stylish dresses to eating your veggies to doing the Dougie, preferably with Jimmy Fallon.
1. Dance to Beyonce
2. Eat your vegetables
3. Move into a massive new house with your family and invite your mother to move in too
4. Work out yours arms
5. Make the cover of Vogue
6. Call the president, “Barack”
7. Plant a garden
8. Buy a Jason Wu dress
9. Drink lots of water
10. Get bangs
11. Shop at J. Crew
12. Play with Portuguese Water Dogs
13. Grab a burger at Five Guys
14. Lend a hand at a homeless shelter or food pantry
15. Laugh out loud
16. Watch Spike Lee’s “Do The Right Thing” on your first date with your future husband