Death Stare an age-defying beauty? Yeah, no.

Via WaPo:

My mother dropped a bombshell on me at a brunch in 2001. “I’m thinking of getting a refresher,” she said while lightly pulling her cheeks back with her forefingers. I was aghast. My mom, now 72, is an age-defying beauty who has always looked 10 to 15 years younger than her age.

“Mom!” I yelled incredulously in the dining room of the Century Club in New York City. “What happened to ‘Black don’t crack’?” Looking me dead in the eye while resting her chin on the top of her hand, she said, “Black don’t crack, but it sags!” With that hilarious line, my opposition to her impending plastic surgery was nipped in the bud. […]

That first lady Michelle Obama turns 50 on Friday is widely known. That she, too, is an age-defying beauty is plainly apparent. That she won’t rule out Botox, fillers or a “refresher” in the future has my head cocked in a “say what now?!” pose. According to The Post’s Helena Andrews of the Reliable Source, Obama tells People magazine, “Right now, I don’t imagine that I would go that route. But I’ve learned to never say never.”