Because it’s progressive when libs use racial slurs.

Via USA Today:

It’s that time of the year when newspapers — and many of us — get heavier. They’re jammed with Christmas-ad supplements containing hundreds of suggested gifts.

But, along with all of the lovely, thoughtful presents, what horrors could also lurk under your tree, yet to be unwrapped?

When I was a kid, socks and underwear were especially unwelcome, if seemingly inevitable, gifts. They elicited roughly the same response Ralphie had in A Christmas Story when he unwrapped that nightmare box that contained giant-rabbit pink pajamas. He’d been hoping for something a bit more manly: a BB gun.

I’ve been wading through hundreds of newspaper gift supplements and looking at cheesy TV commercials and online ads to find cringe-worthy Christmas gifts that would make a chunk of anthracite in a Christmas stocking seem like an improvement. […]

5. Especially avoid one widely advertised item: the new “Redneck Wisdom Party Game.” In light of the past week’s headlines featuring anti-gay comments by cracker quacker Phil Robertson, this gift of alleged “wisdom” seems inappropriate (to some, at least). By the way, the Chia people dodged a big bullet (or shotgun blast) this month: Two of the Duck Boys are featured on new Chia pets this year — but not, luckily, ‘eccentric’ ol’ Phil. Plus, aren’t these boys’ beards bushy enough already?