Sorry for being late with this, forgot it was Friday, I’m still in a turkey coma from yesterday.

Update: Here’s a video of a woman trying to pitch Obamacare to her family per Obama’s instructions. I can’t tell if it is a joke or not because this is how it would have gone down either way (HT: Frank).

Update: This is what my stomach felt like doing after yesterday’s dinner.

(HuffPo) – A purportedly dead sperm whale exploded after it was pierced by a local on the Faroe Islands, its innards blasting forth as if spewed from a sideways volcano. And it was all captured on video.

The fisherman in the clip was reportedly tasked with cutting the carcass up to avoid further health hazard but hit a gas pocket through the whale’s blubber, according to News.com.au.

Combustion of a decomposing leviathan has been reported before. Putrefying fish consumed previously create a buildup of gas, biologist Adam Ruben explained on Science Channel.