Another instant classic.

Via Mediaite:

The new book Double Down, all about the risks of gambl… er, the 2012 presidential campaign, appears to have quite a number of amusing anecdotes about the behind-the-scenes machinations of the 2012 campaign, but one there’s one tiny detail that may be the best of all, and it comes to us courtesy of Bill Clinton.

The former president was on the campaign trail in 2012 helping President Obama get re-elected, and in excerpts of Double Down published by POLITICO, it’s clear they had an odd relationship. Obama reportedly grimaced when asked about Clinton after playing golf with him and said, “I like him… in doses.”

Clinton, on the other hand, thought Obama was one of the luckiest people in the world, and expressed this as only Bill Clinton can.

Romney’s ineptness staggered Clinton. After the release of the 47 percent video, he remarked to a friend that, while Mitt was a decent man, he was in the wrong line of work. (‘He really shouldn’t be speaking to people in public.’) As for Obama, Clinton trotted out for his pals the same line again and again: ‘He’s luckier than a dog with two dicks.’”

If that doesn’t become a t-shirt slogan by tomorrow, I will be very disappointed in the internet.