That’s because you’re idiots.

Via Politico:

House Democrats voiced frustration and anger with the broken Obamacare enrollment site on Wednesday as administration officials tried to reassure them that HealthCare.gov will be repaired.

Democrats, who labored to get the Affordable Care Act through Congress in the first year of the Obama presidency, said they wanted the administration to share details of what’s wrong and when it will be fixed. […]

Democrats maintain that the law is still solid and that there are other ways to enroll, such as on the phone or in-person.

“Of course, we want to know when it’s going to be over,” House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) told POLITICO, referring to the signup problems. “But that is not to diminish the thrill that we have about the Affordable Care Act, and member after member emphasized the fact that good things were happening.”