Per their instructions, all references to women have been changed to goats.

Via Raw Story:

The Shades of Grey series is the most popular reading material among Guantanamo detainees in Camp 7, a congressional delegation learned during a trip to the prison facility last week.

“Rather than the Quran, the book that is requested most by the [high-value detainees] is Fifty Shades of Grey. They’ve read the entire series in English, but we were willing to translate it,” Rep. Jim Moran (D-VA) told the Huffington Post. “I guess there’s not much going on, these guys are going nowhere, so what the hell.”

Camp 7 holds 15 “high-value detainees,” who military officials refuse to comment on.

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