Yet more proof libs are brain dead.

Via Red Alert:

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are satirists and comedians, but to some single liberals they’re apparently so much more — namely philosophers.

Red Alert Politics was recently given exclusive data about user preferences on RedStateDate and BlueStateDate, which are both online dating sites that cater to politically-oriented individuals. As you may be able to guess, RedStateDate is meant for conservatives and BlueStateDate is meant for liberals. […]

And here’s the Top 10 list of political philosophers that liberals on BlueStateDate listed as their favorite:

1. JOHN LOCKE
2. ARISTOTLE
3. JON STEWART
4. STEPHEN COLBERT
5. JOHN F. KENNEDY
6. PAUL KRUGMAN
7. PLATO
8. THOMAS JEFFERSON
9. MARK TWAIN
10. MAHATMA GANDHI