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Via Politico:

It seems no cemetery in Massachusetts wants to accept the body of suspected Boston bomber Tamerlan Tsarnaev.

And now frustrated embalmer Peter A. Stefan is calling for help, from the governor and the White House.

“I need some help here,” Stefan told The Boston Herald Sunday, while protesters continued to picket outside the Graham Putnam & Mahoney Funeral Parlor. “I’ve taken heat on this from day one. You want to criticize me, fine. Criticism is cheap. Give me an idea.”