Yeah, I think we’ll take a pass on this one.

Via Foreign Policy:

The Syrian uprising is serious business, but people still have time for some levity now and then. In this video, for instance, a group of Syrians announce the formation of the “Eagles of Washington” brigade, which they say will protect the United States from North Korea. They are armed with crutches and canes — in a dig at the U.S. refusal to provide military aid to the Syrian rebels, they say they will defend the U.S. capital with non-lethal tools.