I’m guessing Obama would have closed his eyes and thought about golfing with Reggie.*

A topless demonstrator with written messages on her back walks towards Russian President Vladimir Putin , left and German Chancellor Angela Merkel, right, during the opening tour at the Hannover Fair in Hannover, Germany, Monday April 8, 2013. Several activists stormed the booth of Volkswagen to demonstrate in presence of the politicians. (AP Photo/dpa,Jochen Lurbke)

*Fun fact: For each Obama is gay joke I make I get at least five emails from enraged libs.