“… and that’s how much debt I’ve racked up in less than five years.”

WASHINGTON, DC – APRIL 01: After finishing rolling an Easter egg, Donovan Frazier, 5, is consoled by President Barack Obama at the annual White House Easter Egg Roll on Monday April 01, 2013 in Washington, DC. Kid President, Robbie Novak was in attendance as well as Washington Wizards players and others. (Photo by Matt McClain/The Washington Post via Getty Images)