Because aren’t all Pope’s pro-abortion fanatics?

Via Washington Secrets:

As the Catholic Church turns this week to electing a new pope, an outsider might be knocking on the locked doors of the Sistine Chapel: Vice President Joe Biden.

President Obama, armed with jokes for Saturday night’s Gridiron Club dinner, kidded that Biden has a higher calling. But, the president said at the old-school event featuring skits and humor, the 70-year-old veep might have a handicap–he’s too young.

“Even though I’m just beginning my second term, I know that some folks are looking ahead to bigger things. Look, it’s no secret that my vice president is still ambitious. But let’s face it, his age is an issue. Just the other day, I had to take Joe aside and say, ‘Joe, you are way too young to be the pope. You can’t do it. You got to mature a little bit.”