Mike Malloy should do the world a favor and jump in front of a moving bus.
Via Mediaite:
On Tuesday, liberal radio host Mike Malloy broadcast a mock telephone call to Satan in Hell to check up on the status of the recently deceased conservative blogger and media pioneer Andrew Breitbart.
“Hey, Satan,” Malloy began. “Yeah, it’s hot up here too.”
“I was just reading something by someone named Andy – not the Andy that you’ve got down there,” Malloy continued, referring to Breitbart. “I just want to ask you, how’s Andy doing?”
He went on to hold a one-sided conversation with himself reacting to Satan’s revelations about Breitbart’s treatment in Hell.
“With the starfish thing,” asked an incredulous Malloy reacting to the description of some infernal torture. “Well, that’s to be expected. It’s pretty painful.”
“No, you’ll never see me down there pal, because I know you don’t exist,” Malloy concluded.
When Satan wanted to know what the news was on Earth, he said that ACORN is “making a comeback” and Planned Parenthood is still operating.
“That’ll frost his ass,” said Malloy.