“WHERE AM I!? WHO ARE YOU!? I HATE CLOWNS! THEY FRIGHTEN ME! I LIKE BANANAS! THEY KEEP ME REGULAR! WHY AM I YELLING?!”*
Vice President Joe Biden speaks at Staffilino Chevrolet, Thursday, May 17, 2012 in Martins Ferry, Ohio. (AP Photo/Keith Srakocic) Vice President Joe Biden speaks at Staffilino Chevrolet, Thursday, May 17, 2012 in Martins Ferry, Ohio. (AP Photo)
*All caps because he’s screaming.