Via Political Wire:
Oklahoma state Sen. Constance Johnson (D) was so enraged at a “personhood” bill that sought to define human life as beginning at the moment of conception — even before the egg is implanted in the womb — that Jezebel reports she offered her own amendment which would have added this language:
“… any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.”