“Don’t be scared little white elf, I won’t redistribute your wealth. . . errrrrr. . . I mean steal from you.”

WASHINGTON, DC — DECEMBER 11: U.S. President Barack Obama, first lady Michelle Obama (2nd L) and daughters Malia (R) and Sasha greet children dressed as elves prior to attending performances at the annual ‘Christmas in Washington’ gala on December 11, 2011 in Washington, DC. It’s the 30th anniversary of the ‘Christmas in Washington’ gala.