You know, because they look nothing alike.
We’ve seen a lot of questionable casting choices in the past, but this one is perhaps the craziest one yet. A new film about Michael Jackson, focused on his fabled post-9/11 road trip from New York to Los Angeles with Marlon Brando and Elizabeth Taylor, is in the works. Brian Cox and Stockard Channing have been cast as Brando and Taylor, respectively, but the King of Pop will be played by British actor and Ralph Fiennes’s little brother Joseph Fiennes.
“I got the script the other day,” Fiennes explained to WENN. “It’s a challenge. It’s a comedy. It doesn’t poke mean fun but it’s a story, possibly urban legend, whereby Michael, Marlon Brando and Liz Taylor were all together the day before 9/11 doing a concert. Airspace was shut down and they couldn’t get out and Michael had the bright idea to go to hire a car and drive.”