BREAKING! Weasel Zippers Officially The Last Blog To Start A Facebook Page…

Ok, maybe it’s not 100% official, but after procrastinating for years, we finally broke down and kickstarted the WZ Facebook page. So go like it, or something.

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7-11 Employee Refuses Service To Marine After He Produces His Military ID

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Via The Blaze:

Collin Brown walked into a 7-Eleven in Redmond, Washington, last Wednesday and got himself a Slurpee.

He also was looking to get cigarettes for his fiancee, so when the clerk asked Brown for proof of age, the Army reservist placed his military ID — which has his birthdate on the back and is a legal form of identification — on the counter.

“She said, ‘You’re in the military?’ I said, ‘Yes,’” Brown recounted to KIRO-TV.

Then came the response that threw Brown for a loop: “She said, ‘I can’t serve you.’”

“And honestly, I was at that point in shock,” he told the station. “I asked, ‘Are you serious?’”

“She looked at me like she was offended,” Brown added.

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Supercut: Hillary Plays Dodgeball

Via Free Beacon:

Since becoming a presidential candidate again, Hillary Clinton has been playing dodgeball with the press and with the “everyday Americans” asking her simple questions.

Clinton has kept the press at an arm’s length, and has been overwhelmed with inquiries into her scandals involving her private email use as Secretary of State and the Clinton Foundation.

Clinton has refused to answer questions on the Keystone XL pipeline and avoided stating her opinion on several other issues, including the Trans-Pacific Partnership trade agreement, the Greek bailout, and education reform.

Noteworthy moments from the Clinton campaign trail include dodging the press for more than 40,000 minutes, refusing to answer basic human questions such as what her favorite flavor of ice cream is, and roping off the press like cattle during a parade.

A Free Beacon analysis found that Clinton is an expert at deflecting questions. She employs a masterful combination of buzzwords, circular reasoning, and inspiring tone to disguise her non-answers.

Therefore, it is safe to assume Clinton would be a first-round pick for a recess dodgeball game. After all, if you can dodge a question, you can dodge a ball.

Tingles Asks DNC Chair, “What’s The Difference Between A Democrat And A Socialist?” Can’t Name One…

The difference is like how many achievements Hillary has as Secretary of State. It’s called ZERO.

Via The Blaze:

The chair of the Democratic National Committee was repeatedly pressed Thursday evening by MSNBC host Chris Matthews over the difference between a Democrat and socialist.

Matthews first began questioning Rep. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (D-Fla.) on whether presidential candidate Bernie Sanders, a proud socialist, would be given a slot on primetime to speak at the Democratic National Convention.

Wasserman-Schultz dodged the question before finally conceding Sanders should receive a slot fitting to the amount of enthusiasm he has drawn from the base of the party.

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Planned Parenthood Performed Abortion On 13 Yr Sex Abuse Victim Without Notifying Parents, Returned Her To Her Abuser

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Via Washington Times:

DENVER | Planned Parenthood Rocky Mountains was hit with a complaint Wednesday for performing an abortion on a 13-year-old girl without reporting possible sexual abuse against the underage girl and returning her to the man who abused her.

The conservative Alliance Defending Freedom filed a complaint with the Colorado Department of Regulatory Affairs against the Planned Parenthood affiliate on behalf of the pro-life Colorado Family Action.

A lawsuit filed against Planned Parenthood Rocky Mountains and four unidentified employees on behalf of the girl was settled earlier this year.

Natalie L. Decker, ADF legal counsel, said that, “Colorado authorities should hold Planned Parenthood and its employees accountable.”

“Failing to report the sexual abuse of a minor is horrifically tragic and illegal,” said Ms. Decker in a statement. “Planned Parenthood has repeatedly shown brazen and appalling disregard for the law, including laws designed to protect children from this kind of damaging physical and emotional abuse.”

The complaint comes with the Denver-based Planned Parenthood affiliate reeling from an undercover video released Tuesday by the pro-life Center for Medical Progress showing Dr. Savita Ginde discussing how to maximize fetal tissue from abortions.

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Planned Parenthood Changes Story On Website Being “Hacked” To Just “Undergoing Maintenance”…


Update to this story.

Via Washington Examiner:

Planned Parenthood proclaimed on Thursday that its websites were “not available because of an extremist attack,” but seemed to change its story throughout the day after many people pointed to inconsistencies about the alleged hack.

At around noon, the message on the group’s homepage was changed to read that “our normal site is currently undergoing maintenance.”

At the start of the day, Planned Parenthood claimed it was the victim of a cyberattack. “200,000 people a day are now being blocked from information and care by the attack,” the first iteration on the site said. But many noted on Twitter that it didn’t look like a regular attack, as the homepage still seemed to be controlled by the group, and included links to parts of the group’s website.

Viewed Thursday morning, the source code for the page indicated it was a page put up in response to a cyberattack, and the site asked users to donate to the Planned Parenthood Action Fund, the political action fundraising wing of the abortion giant. […]

Later Thursday, the original message was taken down and replaced with a note that made no mention of the hack at all. “Our normal site is currently undergoing maintenance,” it said. “Below you will find information to help you find a Planned Parenthood health center, book an appointment, and get involved with Planned Parenthood.” Instead of redirecting users to another page on the site, the button now provides a phone number for donations.

“Hackers” Turn Confederate Pride Facebook Page Into Pro-Mooch LGBT Page

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Via The Telegraph:

New York-based blogger Virgil Texas hacked into a “Confederate Pride” Facebook group on Wednesday – and made it his mission to antagonise its members as much as possible:

He changed the group’s name to “LGBT Southerners for Michelle Obama and Judaism” – not causes traditionally associated with supporters of the American Civil War-era Confederate flag:

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Socialist Hoedown! Bernie Sanders Hosting “House Party” For 100,000


All the pinko commies in the house throw your hands in the air!

Via Fox News:

Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders told supporters they were making history as he live-streamed from a modest, packed, and steamy apartment in Washington, D.C on Wednesday night.

Delivering remarks off a yellow legal pad balanced precariously on a wobbly music stand, Sanders said no campaign has ever held such a large online organizing effort so early on in the campaign.

“The American people are saying loudly and clearly enough is enough,” he said.

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Shhhh: Social Security Cuts Coming…


Anyone see the demagoguing Dems?

Via NRO:

While engaging in the mundane task of gathering financial statements for a “secure retirement” meeting with my husband’s and my adviser, this Baby Boomer stumbled upon documented proof that our nation does not have the guts to confront one of its most serious economic problems. The realization came when I pulled from my files a document statement innocently titled, “Your Social Security Statement.”

At first glance, the statement did not appear menacing. I was told I could expect to receive a benefit of “about $2,136 a month” upon reaching age 70 — which certainly seems like good news. But immediately I thought of a parallel of President Obama’s infamous Obamacare promise: “If you like your Social Security, you can keep your Social Security.”

Then, as if on cue, I saw an asterisk with the following message:

The law governing benefit amounts may change because, by 2033, the payroll taxes collected will be enough to pay only about 77 percent of scheduled benefits.

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Six Stabbed At Gay Pride Parade In Jerusalem



An ultra-Orthodox Jew has stabbed six gay pride marchers in Jerusalem, in a repeat of a 2005 attack for which he served 10 years behind bars, police and medics say.

Yishai Shlissel was released from jail three weeks ago after having served his sentence for the attack a decade ago when three marchers were wounded, a police spokesman said.

The Magen David Adom, the Jewish equivalent of the Red Cross, said two of Thursday’s casualties were in serious condition.

Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu swiftly condemned the attack as a “very serious incident”.

“The state of Israel respects the private freedom of individuals which is a fundamental principle exercised in this country,” he said in a statement.

“We must ensure that every man and every woman can live in full security in any way that they choose.”

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U.S Fish & Wildlife Service To Investigate Shooting Of Lion In Africa By American Dentist

Why are they getting involved in this nonsense?

Via CBS:

The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service announced that the agency is investigating the killing of Cecil the Lion, saying it will “go where facts lead.”
The agency made the announcement via Twitter Thursday.

Also Thursday, the Eden Prairie Police Department said that, while they will be stepping up neighborhood monitoring, they will not be providing personal protection for the dentist who killed a protected lion in Zimbabwe.

“Because of the increased traffic in the neighborhood of Walter Palmer’s residence, the Eden Prairie Police Department is monitoring the neighborhood to ensure the safety and security of the residents and their property,” the department said.

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Mister De Blasio’s Neighborhood: Homeless Man Bathing And Relieving Himself In Public Fountain


Via CBS Local:

It was a shocking scene at one of the city’s most visited landmarks.

CBS2 political reporter Marcia Kramer obtained exclusive images of what some call the latest public insult of Mayor Bill de Blasio’s New York City.

Pictures were snapped of a homeless man taking a bath in the fountain at Columbus Circle, a popular city landmark that is now the bathtub of a bum.

The man who took the photo called the incident simply appalling.

“This, for me, was the tipping point on quality of life. This man is actually lathering up with a bar of soap,” Ken Frydman said.

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Rolling Stone Editor Quits On Same Day UVA Frat Sues Over False Rape Story

Via NY Post:

Rolling Stone’s managing editor quit on Wednesday — the same day three University of Virginia fraternity brothers sued the magazine over a controversial article about a supposed gang rape at the school that was later debunked.

Will Dana had been at the helm of the magazine for 19 years, and had earlier offered his resignation to publisher Jann Wenner over the embarrassing story, but was allowed to stay on.

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The Movie Hillary Clinton Should Be Worried About: Top Hollywood Director Michael Bay’s Benghazi Movie Coming In January

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“What difference does it make!?”

Via NY Post:

Coming soon to a theater near you: the movie Hillary Clinton wishes didn’t exist.

The trailer has just dropped for Michael Bay’s “13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi,” based on the book by Mitchell Zuckoff, which in turn is based on the eyewitness reports of five of the six CIA contractors present that night. The sixth, Tyrone Woods, perished in the battle.

Due Jan. 15, “13 Hours” seeks to continue the winning streak of fact-based military movies released in January: Two years ago “Lone Survivor” attracted a huge audience, and this winter “American Sniper” ruled the box office.

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Text Messages Show Baltimore States Attorney Marilyn Mosby May Have Committed Perjury


Also “judge-shopping” is a frowned-upon technique as well.

Via TheDC:

The defense attorneys for the six Baltimore police officers charged in the arrest and death of Freddie Gray have text message evidence they say shows a prosecutor in the office of state’s attorney Marilyn Mosby “judge-shopping” for a warrant for the cops’ cell phones.

The Baltimore Sun reports that in a motion filed Wednesday, the cops’ attorneys said they have phone logs and text messages from April 27 showing that assistant state’s attorney Albert Peisinger reached out to Baltimore circuit court judge Timothy Doory to sign off on a search warrant for the officers’ department-issued phones. That was after a search warrant had already been denied by a different judge.

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Tweet Of The Day: America’s Top Liberal Political Mind Offers Her Thoughts On The GOP Field

Cher in all her glory:

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Facebook Unveils Plans For Drone Based Internet


Via USA Today:

Facebook on Thursday revealed more details about its plan to find cost-effective ways to provide Internet access to the 10% of the Earth’s population that lives far from cell towers or land lines.

The solution is a thousand-pound drone the size of a Boeing 737 that will be launched by helium balloons.

Powered by the sun, it would fly lazy circles more than 11 miles above the Earth, providing broadband-level Internet for people in a 50 mile radius below.

The team’s dream is “a backbone of the Internet using lasers in the sky,” said Yael Maguire, director of Facebook’s Connectivity Lab.

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Romney Goes RINO: Ted Cruz “Hurt The Cause” When He Criticized Obama For Giving Billions To World’s Top State-Sponsor Of Terrorism


Concern trolling at its finest

Washington (CNN) – Former Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney said Thursday that Texas Sen. Ted Cruz’s rhetoric on Iran “hurts the cause.”

“I am opposed to the Iran deal, but @SenTedCruz is way over the line on the Obama terrorism charge. Hurts the cause,” Romney, acting in his emerging role as party elder, tweeted Thursday.

Cruz, a 2016 GOP presidential candidate, said Monday that President Barack Obama’s administration will become “the world’s leading financier of radical Islamic terrorism” if the Iran deal his administration brokered earlier this month goes into effect.

Cruz was referring to the billions of dollars in relief Iran will benefit from when international sanctions lift once Iran meets the new restrictions on its nuclear program, per the new deal.

Iran is a top state-sponsor of terrorism, financing groups like Hezbollah and Hamas, and opponents of the deal argue that Iran will use some of the financial surplus from sanctions relief to boost its support for those groups.

Hillary Clinton Names Her Greatest Weakness: Dumb People Who Don’t Understand Why I Should Be President…

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Via Free Beacon:

…Got that? Clinton’s biggest fault is her inability to deal with you idiots who can’t comprehend why Hillary Clinton should be president. You already rejected her once in 2008, and God help you if it happens again. You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry.

Kerry: Iranian Leaders Chanting “Death To America” Doesn’t Mean They Want To Kill Us…



Via Clarion Project:

In his testimony before the House Foreign Affairs Committee to sell the U.S. administration’s deal between Iran and the world’s superpowers, U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry was pointedly asked, “Is it the policy of the ayatollah, if you can answer for him, that Iran wants to destroy the United States?”

The question, posed by Congressman Lloyd “Ted” Poe (R-Texas) was a reference to the many times the leaders of the Iranian regime have threatened to annihilate the United States.

In response, Kerry said, “I don’t believe they’ve said that. I think they’ve said ‘Death to America,’ in their chants, but I have not seen this specific.”

Poe countered, “Well, I kind of take that to mean that they want us dead. That would seem like that would be their policy. He said that. You don’t think that’s their policy? I’m not mincing words. Do you think it’s their policy to destroy us?”

“I think they have a policy of opposition to us and a great enmity, but I have no specific knowledge of a plan by Iran to actually destroy us,” Kerry answered.